Tire Royalty

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David M. Levy: Tyre is first mentioned in the Bible as the inheritance of the tribe of Asher (Josh. 19:29), but Israel failed to conquer the area.

My Baby Sister, Mercedes, tumbled down the Stairs and wept uncontrollably.

I, Clifford, lost my balance on the Gymnastics Beam and ascended the Mat 

(The Gymnasium could not contain my bitter tears and echoes of sorrow). 

Our Father, Sixto, fell at the top of the Stairs ~ spilling Milk ~ Awestruck. 

Our Mother, Virginia, also tumbled down the Stairs and hyperventilated. 

The Heavens haven't been the same, since all of U.S. fell down to Israel.

וַיֹּאמֶר יְהֹוָה אֶל משֶׁה קַח אֶת כָּל רָאשֵׁי הָעָם וְהוֹקַע אוֹתָם לַיהֹוָה נֶגֶד הַשָּׁמֶשׁ וְיָשֹׁב חֲרוֹן אַף יְהֹוָה מִיִּשְׂרָאֵל

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♪When she dances she sways back and forth like a corpse that's hanging from a tree.♪

Chester Charles Bennington

Going to be testing out this newly made bad boy #calligraphy #dippen tonight at @111minnagallery for #sketchtuesday

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Party Schlumpia ready for delivery; potato-onion with chive & everything bagel spice sour cream dipping sauce, cocktail franks with deli mustard, and brisket with garlic-wine au jus sauce. #whatjewwannaeat #travelwithchefcherryl #lumpia #hebrewnational #brisket #partyon

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Morning 💋

— Hailee Steinfeld (@HaileeSteinfeld) August 14, 2017

coworkers at my new job: happy Friday!!
at my old job: I was going to jump out the window if I had to spend one more day in this office

— j (@jssclvy) August 11, 2017

they say people who commit suicide do not rest in peace & they go straight to purgatory.

— Agnes Palma (@agnespalma) July 21, 2017

When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.By
Isaac Bashevis Singer

— 🌼ALDUB👙THESS🌼Uno (@ALDUBThess16) July 19, 2017

יצחק באַשעװיס זינגער: In the history of old Jewish literature there was never any basic difference between the poet and the prophet.

Anna’s Vision: I can’t tell if you’re angelic or demonic. If I were Elohim I would expel fallen angels from heaven. I can’t tell if you’re legal or illegal. If I were immigration police I would deport illegal aliens from earth. I can’t tell. If I could I would.

Zilpah's Future

@michellemalkin You were born stupid!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013

Leonora Galindez, left, walks with her three year old daughter Loriella into their apartment building in Tel Aviv, Israel, on Saturday, March 13, 2010. Galindez lost her work visa after giving birth to her daughter, no longer able to work as a caregiver, she now works as a housecleaner to support them. Loriella’s father is Israeli, but does not recognize her legally. Photo by Jessica Griffin

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Pia Angela Alonzo Wurtzbach

Donald John Trump, Sr.

Michelle Maglalang-Malkin; Well, we’re all born "stupid" okay? The "Thing" is that some of us acquire large and vast amounts of experience and wisdom over the years and some of us don’t learn from that.

Taglit

This time, two Filipina sisters did not hide their play from the Immigration Police. They giggled at Central Bus Station soldiers, as if the Roof to Al-Aqsa had collapsed. I must confess, I had no clue what these illegal aliens were saying. All I know is they were blaming each other, denying me a Visa to the 12th planet.

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Scary Spice Route

Editorial Brevity:

Send me the specific correction and an updated version—if possible in body of email.

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Edita

Today, Randall Mann is Teacher on Twitter, not Randal Jacobs (who is too busy channeling flower arrangements in Harlem), although I all ready Miss him, too. Tomorrow, I’d have relearned loss in a custom-made see-through collar, coated in Silver Serfers. Yesterday, my Tom Boy cousin, Leslie caressed our corpse farewell. Twice forbidden because not only does She leave wildfires in her wake like an Ofan Siren on weekends, but Auntie Bette transmigrated from Jersey to Sodom for their Wedding Banquet: The Year 7108 Islands came undone. Arvin, mi Gay cousin inn China, was not in attendance, as far as serpentine vision underwater is concerned. We call her Edith, when homesick, pronounced Edit, after The Flood. AKA Disarming Children of Lot. Date of Death, Unknowable.

Da Field av Giants

Hoshea: The Merkins next door

Geula Cohen: Everyone Should Come to Shdema

Day blossom, like a Rose av Sharon, pricking skies at the Root. Henna shoots forth Olive branches, fragrant as Susa. Those who would dwell beneath her canopy, return in Bamboo caravans. They are revived vineyards, threshed cornstalks Tinikling nostrils. Lebanese wine nourishes milky Hilltops. Akhsah baath Kalev, seated upon a Mestizo Mule, shall Pine to him frum their watered guard den and gaze upon them all: ||Efrayim, your fruit is found innside mi. I am a leafy Cypress Tree.||

Manang Ruth

When Ruth told Naomi, "your People shall be my People" she knew it wasn't going to be easy, otherwise, why else would Orpah have reverted back to Moab. That's Oprah's essence, essentially, but only a metathesis of Ruth's lioness courage.

Princess Lea's Four Eval Eyes

For David Lash

I learned that withholding is the epitome of modesty. It is one thing to say, "I dew" and not mean fare well, yet. Phylactery Advocacy is another thing entirely: casting vulgar deforestation, from undisclosed, heavily fortified balm shelters. I may harbor effeminate mannerisms, such as windmill invocations, baton twirling, Pink Vandalism, but that does not make mi a Closeted Fascist. It is immodest to suspend Habeus Corpus. I am coveting herr bathtub curtains.