Chelsea: So. Jo, we are going to do a Roundtable Review.Jo: Yah, yup.Chelsea: Have you ever —Jo: — I'm a little nervous.Chelsea: Excuse me?Jo: I'm nervous.Chelsea: Why.Jo: 'Cause I've never been reviewed before.Chelsea: — Well, that's because you've never had a real Job.Jo: That's true.Chelsea: What did you do before you became —Jo: — I shelved Shoes.Chelsea: Excuse me?Jo: "I shelved Shoes."Chelsea: "Shelved Shoe—" could you not take this lackadaisically. I mean, what is this: 'sitting back like this (mimics Guerrilla)?Jo: You're interviewing me, ay —Chelsea: — I'm not interviewing you.Jo: Then, what is this?Chelsea: This is a "Review." Do you speak English?!Jo: Yah, I speak "English."Chelsea: Then, what's the difference between an "Interview" and a "Review"? An "Interview" means you're trying to get a "Job"! A "Review" means you gotta "Job" and we're trying to review whether we made a mistake or not.Jo: Well, did you make a "mistake"?Chelsea: Well, I think about it everyday. I make a ton of mistakes. I'm not perfect. I mean, I look great, but I'm not perfect. Do you want this egg yoke?Jo: Yah. That's delicious. Can I have something to drink to wash it down?Chelsea: Get yourself a Fresca: open up the fridge and get yourself a Sisca.Jo: Are you sponsored by Cisco? You can't even say, "Fresca."Chelsea: Can you?Jo: "Khan ew?" Ow! That hurt!Chelsea: What do you think you're contributing to The Show.Jo: Well, 1. I'm very funny and talented and I'm very good looking.Chelsea: Jo, could you be serious with me because if you're not going to be serious —Jo: You don't think I'm being serious?Chelsea: No, I don't.Jo: You don't think I'm good looking.Chelsea: No, I don't.Jo: You don't think I'm funny?Chelsea: You're "funny"-looking. You know, it's really hard for me to have a serious working-environment, if the people that work on The Show don't respect me and don't take my position seriously. This isn't called Jo Koy Lately. This is called Chelsea Lately, so when I ask —Jo: — A Lot of People are twittering that it should be called "Jo Koy Lately."Chelsea: Well, then why don't you go to the Asian Network? Okay and see if you can get a show on that channel: since it doesn't even exist.Jo: And I'll throw eggs at you.Chelsea: Really? Is that what you think is going to happen? You think I'm gonna let you: an Asian Bald Man with veneers throw an egg at me?Jo: You bought these "veneers" for me, by the way.Chelsea: Yah, I did. How about a thank you letter?Jo: You still haven't given me a $100 for my son's fucking Spelling Bee! Don't throw an egg.Chelsea: This has a shell on it. Are you going to talk to your employer like that?Jo: Noah.Chelsea: If you worked at Walgreens and the Shift Manager said, "Hey, where's all the monet that you're hiding and where's all the Vicodin?" Would you say, "Fuck you!"?Jo: Well, I'm sure my Manager at Walgreens wouldn't throw an egg at me.Chelsea: If you're going to be cantankerous, then I'll just ask you to leave and then we won't even do the Review and then you won't be booked around the Roundtable anymore and then you won't sell nearly as many comedy tickets as you do on your little "Standup Tour."Jo: You say things too fast.Chelsea: Yah because I'm so smart. My mouth works faster than my mind and my mind works faster than my mouth and my mouth is real: "know veneers." Who are you dating, right now.Jo: I'm not dating any body.Chelsea: Exactly.Jo: Are you gonna make fun of my ethnicity? You still don't know what the fuck I am.Chelsea: What are you.Jo: Filipino.Chelsea: That's so stupid. Do you think you've improved, since The Show started?Jo: Yah.Chelsea: Or gotten worse.Jo: No, I think I've gotten better.Chelsea: Says Hu.Jo: Says the "Sold Out" shows I get On the Road. What.Chelsea: I said to STOP being cocky! Do you want me to throw something harder at you like this computer top or a pair of Skizzors?! Do you?! Don't make me do it! I'll do it! I don't give a Shiite about you!
