Derp: Hei Goys, it’s Derp. It’s mi again, well, frum Scotland. That’s where we’re doing E.T. Can’t escape Right now.
Gloria rolls ays.
Gloria: Yah ‘cous y’all know how that works, so let’s get to the questions and he will be reading them out for everyone to hear.
Derp: Hopefully, EEUU can understand my accent, as well. And, just to clarify, it is Scottish. Not Irish.
Gloria: “Yes Scottish, Knot Irish.” o_O
imsuchalard: @glowpinkstah how do you keep your relationship with derp strong since its long distance
Gloria (sighs): Hum…
Derp giggles.
Gloria: Well, it’s really hard.
Derp: Yup.
Gloria: But, you just have to do it; you have to be strong and both of you have to be willing to put effort into it. Otherwise, it’s one-sided and it should never be one-sided and there’s just CRAP if it’s that’s way. It’s a waste of time. It really is.
Derp: Mhm. (beat) em, next one is from @bubbley_girl:Nisha Leon: how can u tell if he’s “the one”???
Derp fingers quotation marks. Gloria’s mouth is ajar.
Gloria: ¡Next question!
Derp: The next one is from sassydeadpool.
sassydeadpool: If you could speak any different language, what would it be?
Gloria: Spanish or Tagalog because I should know, something other than English, that is of my own heritage.
Awkward silence. Derp giggles.
Derp: Well, you are fluent in Spanish, though, compared to mi.
Gloria: ¡I asked him! I said, om, what’d I say.
Derp giggles.
Gloria: “¿Qual es la fecha de tu cumpleaneos?” He said, “Why is the cheese so complicated?”
Derp smiles.
Derp: That’s what it is.
Gloria shakes head.
Gloria: Nono. 'Cous anyone with education would know that, sew.
Derp: Okay. I’m not educated. Okay.
Derp: The next one is from metromondragon.
Metromondragon: what is you’re favorite movie genre? :D “Smiley Face.”
Gloria: I really love crazy action films and I love comedies.
Derp: The next one is from "nspmsk." Don't even know how to pronounce that artificially.nspmsk: "What's your favorite Disney movie and song?" That is so complicated for you.
Derp giggles.
Gloria: Well, it is! Are you being sarcastic? My favorite Disney movie I would have to say is ~ just because I've grown up watching it so much ~ is Little Mermaid. Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
Derp: Yah and then we end up singing stuff from the car.
Gloria: "What's your favorite Disney movie and song?"
Derp: "Circle of Life."
Ya'akov Avinu: Blessed is He Who grants expanse to Gad; he dwells like a lion, tearing the arm [of his prey, together] with the head. He saw the first portion for himself, because there, the portion of the lawgiver is hidden. And he came at the head of the people; he did what is righteous for the L-rd, and what is lawful with Yisra'el.
Derp: Next one is from im-already-g-o-n-e.
im-already-g-o-n-e: What’s your favorite thing to do with your boyfriend?
Gloria: One of my favorite things to do is just drive around singing songs wherever we’re going. That’s one of my favorite things to do.
Derp: The next one is from Alexandria Gray.
Alexandria Gray: How would YOU survive a zombie apocalypse?!
Derp: We discussed this at length.
Gloria: We have! Can I say what weapons we’re gonna have?
Derp: Yah, go for it.
Gloria: I’m gonna have a chainsaw. I’m gonna have a bat. I’m gonna have shotguns. I’m gonna have sub~machine guns. Om, yah, but He can take care of the rest.
Derp Laughs Out Loud.
Derp: The next question is from Natasha Margetts.
Natasha Margetts: How do you deal with haters?
Gloria: Like this.
Gloria flicks shoulder.
Gloria: Do you know what I did?
Derp: No. I can’t see you.
Gloria: But, if you guessed what I did, what do you think I did. Can you demonstrate what you think I did?
Derp: This.
Derp punches himself in the neck, full-fisted.
Derp: Ow. That hurt.
Gloria Laughs Out Loud.
Gloria: What did you do? Did you punch yourself in the throat?
Derp: Yah. That hurt.
Derp and Gloria both Laugh Out Loud.
Derp: I was a Hater myself.
Derp: K, next one is from Caitlin Marcos. Hei Caitlin.
Gloria: ‘Hay Caitlin!
Derp: em, How awesome are the Giants? They’re very awesome.
Gloria: Pretty awesome, I think. We’re ahead, now, right?
Derp: Yah, we’ve been losing a Lot of games recently, but that’s prolly my fault ‘cous, apparently, everytime the Giants lose it’s my fault.
Gloria: E.T. is.
Christian Estrada: ERMAHGERD SER WERTS YER FEHRVERET BERK?
Gloria: OMGad!
Derp rolls his ays.
Gloria: My favorite book is Fifty Shades of Grey. Not! (rote) What about you?
Derp: It’s what’s that book that we read in Target.
Gloria (quizzical): Bear in Underwear?!
Gloria rushes off Camera and retrieves something.
Derp: Bear in Underwear is my favorite book. Check it out.
Gloria flashes Derp’s “favorite book.”
Gloria: This is Derp’s favorite book: Bear in Underwear.
Derp: I’m not even kidding. It's my favorite book. She read that to me in Target. Seriously one of the best five minutes of my life.
Gloria: Yup. It was a good book.
Derp: That book impacted my life and changed me forever.
Gloria rolls her ays.
Derp: So, and that’s the last question from Sean Wilson:
Sean Wilson: What your favorite colour? Do you like warm or cool or monochromatic colours?
Gloria: I don’t know what most of that means, but Pink is my favorite color.
Derp: My favorite color is probably Blue. It’s just ‘cause being this Pale and Ginger you can’t really wear much else, apart from Blue or Green without looking really awkward.
Gloria: Bay!
Derp: Boy!
Gloria: Bar!
Derp: Brrr! ‘Hai, Mom.
Thumbs up.
Psalm 118:14 ~ The might and the cutting power of G-d was my salvation.
“Gad, eldest son of 1 of 4 wives of Ya’akov, Zilpah, and elder brother to younger brother Asher, means luck/fortunate in Ivrit (Hebrew), deriving from a root meaning cut/divide, in the sense of divided out; classical rabbinical literature argues that the name was a prophetic reference to the manna (Leah played a part in naming Zilpah’s sons Gad and Asher). Sources go on to state that, unlike his 11 other brothers (including the grandsons of Ya’akov, Menashe and Efrayim sons of Yosef son of Ya’akov and Rachel), Yosef didn’t present Gad to the Pharaoh, since Yosef didn’t want Gad to become one of Pharaoh’s guards, an appointment that would have been likely had the Pharaoh realized that Gad had great strength. Gad married a descendant of Avraham’s father, Terach, who kept idols in his residence, until Avram smashed them into smithereens. Along with Shevet Reuven, the Tribe of Gad were allocated areas East of the Jordan and erected a monument between they and the rest of the Tribes West of the Jordan which they called Witness. Gadites will be allocated Gaza, as per Rabbi David Katz. In times of movement around the Ark, the Children of Gad and the Children of Reuven are supposed to be positioned South from West to East and lead by Archangel Mikha’el.”
