hi— Michael Cruz Kayne (@MJCKayne) July 4, 2018
today my son emerged from the bathroom and said
DAD U KNOW HOW WHEN I CANNONBALL INTO THE POOL I MAKE A BIG SPLASH
uh huh
SO IMAGINE THE TOILET IS A POOL & MY POOP IS ME DOING A CANNONBALL & I WAS LOOKING DOWN AND WATCHING
ok
& THE BIG SPLASH WENT INTO MY EYE
goodbye
KYLE JENNERMAN