Brother-N-Law Joshua: I used to fall asleep on that Ottoman when I was young.

Day 1: Pajama day pic.twitter.com/clAJalDhNj

— LingLing 🇵🇭 (@nikkievn) October 16, 2017

“Damn, you’re eating again? Didn’t you just eat?”

First of all, I’m always hungry.

— Noreen (@noreennavarro) October 17, 2017

“you said you’d be here in ten minutes” 

first of all, I’m Filipino.

— Shit Filipinos Do (@filipinoposts) October 17, 2017

WINNER. https://t.co/I8T0boFuL0

— sheila (@_24_7savage) October 17, 2017

THANKS FOR ALWAYS WAITING FOR ME!!!!

— Krizel 🥀 (@Krizeeelj) October 17, 2017

Me: Really? I pile used clothes made in China on there.