Sam East: Well, Rob, we're, obviously, very excited to have you in town, but, I have to say, I have a personal connection with you. We are, both, part-Filipino.
Robert Michael Schneider: The food was way better on my mom's side [the Filipino side]; the jokes were better on my dad's side {the Jewish side}.
Sam East: Yup, my dad's side's Jewish, too. We are kindred spirits.
Robert Michael Schneider: Yeah, I mean, my whole childhood, all I remember is mom yelling at me. "SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!!! YOU FELL DOWN. SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!!! YOU WERE RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE. SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!!! YOU BROKE THAT. SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!!! YOU HURT YOURSELF. SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!!!"
Sam East: That sounds so familiar, to me.