AVI BINUR: MERCY GATE בָּרוּךְ הַשֵׁם

A Conversation with Rob Schneider

Naomi Pfefferman: As to why he plays losers, the actor, who is half Jewish and part Filipino, said he relates to the underdog. "I love how directors used Jimmy Stewart as an Everyman, so I like to play a guy who's slightly less than the Everyman," the self-described "Filipino Jew" added.

Even Schneider's forbears experienced Deuce-worthy humiliation. His maternal grandfather, an Army private, was unceremoniously shipped off to the Philippines after bedding his captain's wife. There, he married a native woman. Their daughter, Pilar, eventually moved to San Francisco; as president of a club for single parents in 1961, she snatched up and wed the group's only male member, Marvin Schneider, a real estate broker.

Because Marvin was a secular Jew who loved comedy, the Judaism in Rob's childhood home focused primarily on humor, Mel Brooks' comedy albums and joke-telling at Uncle Norm's. The Jewish humor provided a survival tool for Rob, an anxious child with a stammer that made the girls snicker. "One day the kids were laughing at me, and I told a stupid joke but it killed, and I've been the funny guy ever since," he said.

Walang ligaya sa lupa na hindi dinilig ng luha.

Filipino Proverb: There is no earthly bliss not watered by tears.

Bnei Lot are of an ancient origin. In the migratory tradition of Ruth begun more than two millennia ago, a remnant of David and Solomon migrated into Maritime Southeast Asia which comprises what is now Brunei, East Timor, Indonesia, Malaysia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, The Philippines, and Singapore, as well as Melanesia, Micronesia, and Polynesia, with a sizeable minority of Malays migrating back to their tribal allotments in Sephardic Judah, besides Terrestrial and Figurative Jordan.